Some may ask, what is there to do around Ottumwa...WELL, let me tell you what I found!
Southeast Iowa Symphony Orchestra--that's nice, we should go.
Ottumwa Community Outreach Center---glad they have this for people.
Ottumwa Senior Menu--well, there are a lot of old people here.
Preescolar Gratis---WHAT? is that spanish?
Overeaters Anonymous---here is where it starts getting good...
AA Meetings--I know they have these everywhere, but wait...
Single Mothers Support Group--Ottumwa holds the record for the most babies at a High School Day Care. NO JOKE...babies and a day care at the HS...seriously?
Mom's Off Meth--WELL why not!
Spanish AA Meetings--considering we have the fastest growing hispanic population/capita in the country, we should accomodate.
NA Meetings-?
DRA Meetings-?
(let me help you out--learning to read class for adults and dual recovery anonymous-now you know too)
Free Blood Pressure Clinic--I think I need to go now!
and FINALLY,
Bingo Board---I know, not so bad, but hilarious none the less!
"In Your Neighborhood and Around Your Community"--THE DANDY DOLLAR June 2009
3 comments:
Good LORD I have had a good laugh this evening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But seriously, which one are you going to do?
Also - you need to come up here and visit me more. I am worried.
I am waiting. Which one are you going do to?
I'm going to the Library...there was nothing in there about that place, so it must be safe!!!
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